Random English Assignment

When my English teacher gave us an assignment on Descriptive Paragraph, I automatically tought of describing Danigall Inn (my dreamplace, only exists in my imagination) with a little modification. Here's how it goes:

Of all crazy things my friend possesses, it's the house that is most peculiar. Everytime I come there, it always seemed like heaven. Imagine you are surrounded by clear waves, golden sand, and seagull's cry. My friend's house is located on a small cove. The cove has a huge cliff standing tall, and on top of the cliff is where my friend's house is. Everytime I come there, my friend takes me to the shore below or kayaking around the cove, or go to the lighthouse nearby. Everyday there seems like another day in paradise. Although the place sounds difficult to be reached, it is actually quite accessible. That is quite complicated way to go there, yes. But we can work it out by simply following a long and winding road from a nearby town.

There was a time when I actually obsessed with American Idol thing and David Archuleta :-)

And my friend who sat nearby commented, "Is that your friend's house? OMG that's so cool! Where is it?"
God, I'm damned. I thought that. Well, I said it is in a secluded beach an island in my country. Thank God he was convinced. Imagine if I said it's in the shore of Leningradskaya Oblast province in Russia, facing the Baltic Sea. He would've thought of me coming from some nearby lunatic asylum, maybe.